Favorite Fishing Quotations

[olgreenboat]

When I was a young boy I went fishing with my best friend and his dad . It was my first time fishing with robs dad , every thing that could go wrong did and his dad laughed at me until he cried . When he finaly got his breth he said boy you couldn't catch a fish if you were standing waste deep in ape Sh*t .. I guess he felt sorry for me because he took me fishing on almost every trip him and robby went on. R.I.P Ned AKA pops you are missed..

[Devils Horse]

My step dad to my mother while he's trying to get her hook un-snagged for the 50th time:

You could get hung in the Wal Mart parking lot.