1. If it's bad manners to eat in front of others, what do you do at restaurants?

2. If you go to Good Will 10 times and donate stuff, should you be able to make a withdraw when you go the eleventh time?

3. Why do they put 85 mph speed govenors on Ford vans that only go 90 mph, when there is no governor for speed on a Mustang that will do 120 mph?

4. If I put a left handed propeller on a boat that is designed for a right handed prop, will I go backward in forward or forward in reverse? Will I get negative gas mileage?

5. I took the wife topwater striper fishing, and gave her a big reel with 20 pound test on it. She complained the fish were too small and didn't fight enough. So I gave her a Zebco 33 with 10 pound test and a very light drag, and the first 20 inch striper spooled her. She gave me a kiss for getting her on bigger fish. Does that make me evil?

If beer makes you smart, than boubon will put you thru college! :-)