Stupid is as Stupid does.....

[Fishin is life]

It wasn't me, but at a tournament as I was waiting to pull up to the courtesy pier to get my partner...

Always make sure your shoe laces arent wrapped around a cleat on the courtesy pier before attempting to step out onto the boat

Always make sure you unplug the extension cord prior to pulling your boat out of storage, you look funny dragging a 50ft bright orange extension cord down the road

[GeoFisher]

HM.........I've shared this before, but I will again here.

A few years back.......many years back, I used to fish Patoka quite a bit by myself.

One day I went after work, and was pushed for time, so I was in a little bit of a hurry. When I launch my boat by myself I always have a system. I prep the boat, remove straps, and then hook a rope to the front AND the truck. ALWAYS. Then I back down, hit the brakes, the boat slides off, then I quickly pull up 5-10 ft up the ramp, throw the truck in park, hit the parking brake, and jump out of the boat, BEFORE the rope gets any tension on it. That way I can feather it going out, and pull the boat to the bank, tie off, and go park.

Well.....on this day, I did all that, except I managed to throw the truck in reverse and some how, I didn't put the parking brake all the way down. I jumped out of the truck, ran back to get the rope, but what did I find.....the TRUCK rolling back towards me.

By the time I managed to jump in the truck and SLAM on the brakes, the front wheels were in the water, and the back seats were UNDER water. ****. On top of that my crappy 4.2l v6 didn't have enough ass to haul 6 billion lbs of water up the ramp. I had to SLOWLY pull the rig up the ramp and let the water drain out of the cab and the truck bed.

I finally get the truck up the ramp. Still shaking I go back to the rope to pull the boat in............well, the rope broke, and my boat is floating down the **** lake. SHEITE.........double SHEITE. On top of that, there are 3 "locals" fishing from the pier laughing their asses off. I mean they are laughing so hard I think they are going to hyperventilate or something.

I stripped down to my undies, and went swimming. AND it was a **** good swim....about 50 yards. I managed to reach the boat, and pull myself aboard.

I went back to the ramp, tied up, got dressed and went fishing.

It was one of the BEST 5 hours I've ever had on that lake.

I can still hear those toothless fools on the pier laughing their assess off though.

Later,

Geo

[HURRICANEBOB]

HM........
I can still hear those toothless fools on the pier laughing their assess off though.

Later,

Geo

Hey George, were they laughing before or after you stripped to your skivies. I can just here them now. And were their bangoes in the background?!?!?!?!??!?!

[GeoFisher]

Hey George, were they laughing before or after you stripped to your skivies. I can just here them now. And were their bangoes in the background?!?!?!?!??!?!

I don't know........I do know they loved the show though.

[Tyme2fish]

I've still got all my teeth, but I'd be laughing my azz too if I saw that.

[IronWorker]

I was with a buddy a few weeks ago and he was telling this older guy about a private lake he often sneaks in to bass fish in the middle of the night. Hes telling him about catching several six and seven pounders on each trip and also about a couple of eight pounders that he caught from the lake. And he is also telling him about all the posted signs and how he heard the guy who owned it is a real SOB if he catches somebody fishing there. The guy asks "is it a strip mine lake" "is there a old shop building with a old kenworth sitting next to it" "is there a old barge pump floating in one end of the lake" "is it over by highway #*** and highway#***"? My buddy says "Yeah thats the exact lake im talking about and have you ever fished it?"

The guy says "guess what i am the SOB you are talking about who owns that lake".

[peter]

That's a good one. It took me a while to read because I was laughing so hard.

I'll give you a tip for the future.

** Your system might not work as well on a different boat that you acquire.

I used to use the same system with my old bass tracker. It's a really fast and efficient way to launch a boat if you are by yourself. I like to launch fast to impress anyone that has nothing better to do than watch me. Maybe that is because I tow with a van ( Buick Lesabre at that time) which probably does not build confidence with those that might be watching or those waiting in line with turbo diesels.

So I am launching my new used boat for it's maiden voyage at the Clarksville ramp at the falls of the Ohio. Same procedure. Tie the bow line to the trailer and let the boat shoot off the trailer . When I get near the bottom of the ramp I hit the breaks to slow down a bit. The boat rolls off the trailer and onto the concrete. That is some pretty rough concrete over there plus I was going pretty fast. The first thing I did was look around to see if anybody is watching. I was safe on the spectator front.

I winched the boat back onto the trailer and I was on my way.
Boat was OK.
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A watched a friend of mine launch his 25' fiberglass cruiser at dale. He was backing in and the boat started to quickly slide off the trailer. It was actually rocking up and down on the back of the trailer and this was a big boat. Luckily he had the quickness of mind to floor his truck while in reverse and the trailer caught up with the boat and all went in the water at the same time.