My trip to the grocery store

[GeoFisher]

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to us "almost seniors" a little clearer!

Hahahahahahahha.............You owe me a **** computer.......I just spit coke zero all of My employers Lenovo laptop.

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