Quote Originally Posted by SLP View Post
LOL, I guessed wrong, I thought the punchline was going to be; a democrat


I love a good joke. Here I'll add another one:

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Picking up, he heard his wife, her voice high with anxiety, warn him, "Henry, I just saw on the news that there's a car driving the wrong way on Highway 880. Please be careful!"
"One?" replied Henry, "You've got to be kidding me. I see at least a hundred!"
Excellent.