Yes, I'll admit it. I owe a lot of people for where I am today. So tonight, I'm gonna sit down just like Steve Martin did, and begin the arduous task of writing checks to all those who have helped me.

- To my english teacher who didn't teach me how to spell F$$%$W$: $.54.
- To the sex ed teacher that never would : $.38
- To my driver education teacher that never showed me the proper way to drive 70 mph in at 35 mph zone while texting, changing cd's and opening a longneck: $.44
- To the jump master that told me "Just jump, I promise you it will open": $.11
- To the doctor that told me the way I was living would kill me before I was 25. Thanks guy.....had I known I would have saved more: $.23
- To my dentist that told me last week the reason my eyesight was bad was because my tongue was infront of my eye teeth. (I had them out 10 years ago so there): $.53.

I know I forgot alot of people out there, so just post and tell me how much I owe you.

PS: Onemorecast: I overpaid your for the driections to the dam. Since it took me 2 tries, you owe me $.13 back.
PSS: Senators and Representatives. I'm writing only one check for $.87. You guys divie it up based on your accomplishments.