Wanted (SMEF) Single Male Employed Fisherman!

[wishniwasfishn]

My wife and I are looking for a nice respectable young man 22 to 26 to take our daughter on a fishing date. You may think that this is a joke, but it isn't, my wife and I have a beautiful, smart, funny, single daughter, that seems to have only dated men who are for a lack of better term, LOSERS! I know that all the single men on here love to fish, so they can't be all that bad of a person, if you don't have a job, future, or ambition, please don't reply. My daughter loves the outdoors, and has fished since she was old enough to walk. If you would like to meet her, we could arrange a meeting after your background, and credit scores are evaluated. She has access to a beautiful, fully loaded, dual console Ranger, and the right man, would be able to take her out on it, of course only if you own a vehicle, and the ability to put gas in it, not one on blocks in the driveway. We would really like to see her date someone who is a nice young man who loves the outdoors. We are not her pimps, only concerned parents who want to see their daughter finally find a good young man, one who owns a belt, that holds their pants up, because I could really care less to know if you wear boxers or briefs the first time I see you. Please if you are this young man, or know one, please respond to this and maybe we can arrange a meeting somewhere, so you could meet this young, pretty, woman, who has not yet met the right man. She is by no means an angel, but she is our Angel. The Ranger is my bargaining tool.

Regards,

A concerned Mother and Father

[LJP]

Wish I was 45 years younger.

[zx150]

I have a very nice nephew who fits the bill. Working on his masters and works full time. Loves golf and fishing. I will tell him to send a message.

[Ruffneck]

Love this. Have a son that fits the bill, unfortunately he's only 15 years old.

[mhall]

One of the greatest posts I've EVER seen on this site. Very entertaining and cool.

I wish you luck in your endeavor....

[Mash Davis]

My wife and I are looking for a nice respectable young man 22 to 26 to take our daughter on a fishing date. You may think that this is a joke, but it isn't, my wife and I have a beautiful, smart, funny, single daughter, that seems to have only dated men who are for a lack of better term, LOSERS! I know that all the single men on here love to fish, so they can't be all that bad of a person, if you don't have a job, future, or ambition, please don't reply. My daughter loves the outdoors, and has fished since she was old enough to walk. If you would like to meet her, we could arrange a meeting after your background, and credit scores are evaluated. She has access to a beautiful, fully loaded, dual console Ranger, and the right man, would be able to take her out on it, of course only if you own a vehicle, and the ability to put gas in it, not one on blocks in the driveway. We would really like to see her date someone who is a nice young man who loves the outdoors. We are not her pimps, only concerned parents who want to see their daughter finally find a good young man, one who owns a belt, that holds their pants up, because I could really care less to know if you wear boxers or briefs the first time I see you. Please if you are this young man, or know one, please respond to this and maybe we can arrange a meeting somewhere, so you could meet this young, pretty, woman, who has not yet met the right man. She is by no means an angel, but she is our Angel. The Ranger is my bargaining tool.

Regards,

A concerned Mother and Father

Just out of curiousity, but does your daughter know you are doing this? You might want to clear a place in the backyard for the new cow she probably just had when she sees this.

[Moon~Shaun]

I didn't make the cut! I am 28

[roadrunner]

I didn't make the cut! I am 28

I did not make the cut I'm married, 66 years old and not respectable. Three strikes and you are out of the old ball game.

[Bass_King2007]

pm sent

[Aquaman]

I'm 24, have a degree, a career, a truck, and a 19' boat with 200hp... problem is with all that I barely have time for one girlfriend! This is awesome though!

[stripernut]

"fishmatch".com.......i love it. please let me know if it works. the only problem is that i dont have 3 ranger boat to entice suitors.

[roughscott]

Whats cooking on the grill for the back yard meeting ? I cant make it this weekend because I have to serve three more days maybe the following week . LOL

Good luck !!!!!!!!