If I state here and now that I'm against gay marriages.......

1. Will my name hit the newspaper.
2. Will some government puke tell me I can't buy a double wide mobile home?
3. Will my income increase three fold over the next couple weeks?

If so:
1. Spell the name right, Two "m"s and an "e"
2. Good, I ony wanted a single wide
3. Please take taxes out upfront.