Need a cause

[DJD]

Hahahahaha I was gonna ask what NILOTP meant but it came to me as I logged in.

[Tyme2fish]

Hahahahaha I was gonna ask what NILOTP meant but it came to me as I logged in.

Then please inform me as I have no idea what it means.

[kygorski]

Me needer!

[DJD]

Then please inform me as I have no idea what it means.

No Intelligent Life On This Planet.

[mhall]

Why are all convenience stores owned by Indians??

[MrSplitshot]

Why are all convenience stores owned by Indians??

That's what I'm screaming...

I've got a whole gaggle of them that live behind me in a big old nice house and they own a convenience store and a Subway. Mom, Dad, kids, Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt and Uncle Patel, the whole famn damily live under the one roof. Stacy and I refer to them as the "Slum Dog Millionaires." LOL

Better yet, why do they own so many motels? Did you know that something like 70% of all roadside motels in the United States are owned by Indians? In Cave City, where my wife grew up, all of the old motels up and down 31 are owned by Indians...

[mhall]

That's what I'm screaming...

I've got a whole gaggle of them that live behind me in a big old nice house and they own a convenience store and a Subway. Mom, Dad, kids, Grandma, Grandpa, Aunt and Uncle Patel, the whole famn damily live under the one roof. Stacy and I refer to them as the "Slum Dog Millionaires." LOL

Better yet, why do they own so many motels? Did you know that something like 70% of all roadside motels in the United States are owned by Indians? In Cave City, where my wife grew up, all of the old motels up and down 31 are owned by Indians...

I hate the smell of Curry to.....Good Lord in heaven who wants to eat anything that smells like that, LOL....

It's in their clothes, you can't even wash that stuff out...

[RoadToad]

I work with a guy from India. Great guy, great sense of humor. Where I work, a lot of IT work has been outsourced to India, and we constantly have problems communicating with those people (Geo knows exactly what I'm talking about). First day I worked with this guy we were on a conference call with a few of them, and he asked me, "How do you understand those guys?" Mind you, this guy has an Indian accent himself. Anyway, on the subject of the food, he recently went back over there to get married, and he told me he couldn't stand the food, couldn't wait to get back here to get some decent chicken again. Reminded me of Raj from Big Bang Theory - Indian food disagrees with him. Me, I like curry - on food. When it's on a person's b.o., it's pretty nauseating.

[mhall]

I work with a guy from India. Great guy, great sense of humor. Where I work, a lot of IT work has been outsourced to India, and we constantly have problems communicating with those people (Geo knows exactly what I'm talking about). First day I worked with this guy we were on a conference call with a few of them, and he asked me, "How do you understand those guys?" Mind you, this guy has an Indian accent himself. Anyway, on the subject of the food, he recently went back over there to get married, and he told me he couldn't stand the food, couldn't wait to get back here to get some decent chicken again. Reminded me of Raj from Big Bang Theory - Indian food disagrees with him. Me, I like curry - on food. When it's on a person's b.o., it's pretty nauseating.

LOL, Yes......Curry plus BO is the making of an automic bomb.....

[HURRICANEBOB]

I hate the smell of Curry to.....Good Lord in heaven who wants to eat anything that smells like that, LOL....

It's in their clothes, you can't even wash that stuff out...

Only thing worse I have experienced is a Korean fresh off a Kimshe diner that decides to wok out in the hot sun, then occupy the seat at the bar right beside you.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Why are all convenience stores owned by Indians??

Because being at Little Big Horn was real "in-convenient" for the cowboys.

Oops.....wrong kinda INJUN.

Hey, how is getting bags thru aiprot security like being from the Far East?

Because you "PAK - N- Stand"