The Democrat Convention

[bassin_bug]

I'm kinda busy tomorrow night.

I'd rather watch my DVR copy of the UK vs UL Football game. As painful as that was to watch, the DNC would be 10 times worse.

Anybody else drowning in the irony of them requiring photo ID to get into the convention?

It is indeed ironic they would require photo ID to get into the convention but are fighting, tooth and nail, to stop photo ID voter registration. I can't wrap my head around that one.

[MrSplitshot]

It is indeed ironic they would require photo ID to get into the convention but are fighting, tooth and nail, to stop photo ID voter registration. I can't wrap my head around that one.

Nor can I....

Heaven forbid somebody get into the convention who is not who they claim to be, but if they want to vote...ehhh, OK.

???

But we're all racist for wanting to require ID to Vote, because we know that it will hurt the population of poor minorities that can't afford to get to a government office and get an ID.

[mhall]

I would rather watch melted cheese solidify....
If I want comedy I'll watch Daniel Tosh crack on black people, that dang racist *******, lmao...

And BTW, I totally agree with Split and Miss Bug, how ironic indeed...

For the record...I'm not a racist....

[MrSplitshot]

Did you see where the Zombie got into the Democratic Convention?

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[DJD]

Did you see where the Zombie got into the Democratic Convention?

brains.jpg

Hahahahahaha!

[MrSplitshot]

I'll give credit where credit is due...Michelle Obama gave one hell of a speech tonight that was fairly void of the partisan BS. I'm still not voting for her husband, but she pretty much killed it as the "spouse speech."

[TimE]

I'll give credit where credit is due...Michelle Obama gave one hell of a speech tonight that was fairly void of the partisan BS. I'm still not voting for her husband, but she pretty much killed it as the "spouse speech."

Partisan bs maybe not, but the rest was pure BS. The entire speech sounded like Ann's speech.
If anyone thinks obungo was wearing shoes too small while working for a law firm, well thats just dumb.

[MrSplitshot]

Partisan bs maybe not, but the rest was pure BS. The entire speech sounded like Ann's speech.
If anyone thinks obungo was wearing shoes too small while working for a law firm, well thats just dumb.

Don't forget the car so rusted out that you could see pavement through the bottom...

I didn't say that it wasn't BS.

I'm just saying that it was a very well written and well delivered speech, designed to counter the GOPs performance last week.

It was poetic...well played...trumpets sounded as unicorns farted rainbows...similar to the stuff Obama used to spew back in 2008 that sucked in so many voters.

[Tyme2fish]

...trumpets sounded as unicorns farted rainbows...

RFLMAO!!!! That is great. Best choice of words I could never come up with.

[Chubminnow]

Rabbi David Wolpe of Los Angeles’ Sinai Temple, where Monica Lewinsky and her family were congregation members for decades and where Lewinsky attended religious school, is scheduled to deliver the benediction at the Democratic National Convention tonight — not long after Bill Clinton speaks.

Not only was Wolpe the Lewinsky family’s rabbi, he also sharply condemned President Clinton at the time his sexual relationship with Lewinsky, then a 24-year-old White House intern, was dominating national headlines.

“He was a brilliant, talented, extraordinary child, and for the leader of the United States we need an adult,” Rabbi Wolpe told his temple, according to a 1998 Associated Press account. He said Clinton needed to “cleanse his soul.”

[Devils Horse]

Rabbi David Wolpe of Los Angeles’ Sinai Temple, where Monica Lewinsky and her family were congregation members for decades and where Lewinsky attended religious school, is scheduled to deliver the benediction at the Democratic National Convention tonight — not long after Bill Clinton speaks.

Not only was Wolpe the Lewinsky family’s rabbi, he also sharply condemned President Clinton at the time his sexual relationship with Lewinsky, then a 24-year-old White House intern, was dominating national headlines.

“He was a brilliant, talented, extraordinary child, and for the leader of the United States we need an adult,” Rabbi Wolpe told his temple, according to a 1998 Associated Press account. He said Clinton needed to “cleanse his soul.”

He needed to cleanse his sole, and she needed to cleanse her dress.

BTW, Splitshot you've got some witty stuff up your sleeve.

Trumpets? Rainbows? Oh man.

[RoadToad]

trumpets sounded as unicorns farted rainbows...

That IS pretty freakin' funny...