The problem is...

You could take a Red Solo Cup, write "Magic Cup" on the side of it with a Sharpie, and go on QVC at 2-o'clock in the morning selling the fact that if you crap in this new "Magic Cup" it has the ability to turn all turds into gold nuggets...

Dumbasses from Maine to Montana would be checking to see if they have laxatives in their medicine cabinets while they were dialing QVC to order the "Magic Cup" for $99.95 plus shipping and handling.

Sheeple, herded up, and led right over the cliff with a smile on their face.

Wait and see if the Michele-Bill-Joe-Barack Carnival over the last 3 nights of Prime Time hasn't (1) gained them votes, and (2) secured another 4 years in the White House.

Sorry guys, but I still think this country will re-elect this turd, drop him in their new "Magic Cup" and anxiously await their gold.