Quote Originally Posted by MrSplitshot View Post
By the way, here's my plan for defending our embassy in all middle eastern countries:

1. Bring all Americans and diplomats in-country home to the USA...but to make it look like we're still there, rig up some mannequins on pulleys and cardboard cutouts of Michael Jordan behind the curtains on the windows, and play some loud music. (Kind of like the little kid did on the first "Home Alone" movie.) Maybe something like "Ahab the Arab" by Ray Stevens, turned up to 10, and set on repeat.

2. Install a Nuclear Warhead in basement of embassy. Heck, make it two.

3. Install tripwire connected to detonator just inside the walled perimeter of the embassy.

4. Last dude out runs a white flag up the pole, just below Old Glory, that reads: "Mohammad is a Doo-Doo Butt"


I'm betting there would finally be peace (and quiet) in the middle east within an hour.
Hahahaha Doo-Doo Butt?? That's like saying fart or poopy because the little kid in me just has to giggle.