I heard this one on an old country music reunion show, and have to pass it on. these country music singers were at a lake house back in the day. it was owned by Dolly Parton and it had an outhouse with 3 holes to do your business. and Roy Clark went out and was gone for a good while, came back and got a wire coat hanger and went back. in a few minutes Johnny Lee went to see what he was doing with the coat hanger. with the door open he could see Roy reaching down in one of the holes with the wire coat hanger. and he asked Roy what are you doing man. and he said my jacket fell down in there and if I can reach it with this coat hanger I'm going to get it back out. and Johnny asked Roy, you going to wear that jacket after it fell down there. and Roy Clark answered, heck no. I'll throw the jacket away, but it has two ham Biscuits in the inside pocket.