Shrimp

[Tyme2fish]

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man who was
wearing a turban eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to
deflect it.

Eventually she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that,
you stupid Catholic nun."

She laughed and said, "When I cry 'rape' and they smell your fingers,
you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed Camel-humper."

[DJD]

A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man who was
wearing a turban eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to
deflect it.

Eventually she had enough and pulled the Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that,
you stupid Catholic nun."

She laughed and said, "When I cry 'rape' and they smell your fingers,
you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed Camel-humper."

Hahahahaha now that was a good one!