Hurray, I've lost 10 pounds in the last 10 days. The secret?

1. Eat your own cooking. If it's as bad as mine is, you'll loose weight.

2. Perform all the housework such as cleaning,cooking,dishes,laundry,dog walking.

3. Act on every little whim that your spouse requests. "Honey, can you get me another cup of coffee?
" No problem my sweet dear."

Hurricanebob, where's my meal?? Just kidding on that part.

I'll never,ever again take what my wife does for granted.