OMG why me....why now?????

[HURRICANEBOB]

Ya know how you can tell when you are a happily married man? Our 32nd Aniiversay, and we took a 2 day shopping trip to Opry Mills Nashville TN. Great trip and lots of great shopping, fun times, and great food.

On the way back from Nashville, wife and I stopped to fuel the van, and get some coffee, as well as a convience call. We walked into the store and headed for the restrooms. Ladies room occupied, I excused myself and headed for the mens room. As I opened the door and took one step in, a young lady shreiked, stood up from from the men's room john, and while fully facing me began to apologize for failing to latch the men's room door she was using.

Remember the Ray Stevens Song "The Streak" and the words ""Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late."

I blushed, turned away, and exited quickly. The wife was rolling laughing, I suppose as a combination of my embarassment and to some degree enjoying my sudden discomfort. I mean there are things a guy wants to see, but does not want to be seen seeing it.

Well.......momma has told me I can still do man shopping trips to Bass Pro Shop at the Nashville Mall, but now, I have a list of gas stations I'm allowed to stop at. :-)

[GeoFisher]

Ya know how you can tell when you are a happily married man? Our 32nd Aniiversay, and we took a 2 day shopping trip to Opry Mills Nashville TN. Great trip and lots of great shopping, fun times, and great food.

On the way back from Nashville, wife and I stopped to fuel the van, and get some coffee, as well as a convience call. We walked into the store and headed for the restrooms. Ladies room occupied, I excused myself and headed for the mens room. As I opened the door and took one step in, a young lady shreiked, stood up from from the men's room john, and while fully facing me began to apologize for failing to latch the men's room door she was using.

Remember the Ray Stevens Song "The Streak" and the words ""Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too
late."

I blushed, turned away, and exited quickly. The wife was rolling laughing, I suppose as a combination of my embarassment and to some degree enjoying my sudden discomfort. I mean there are things a guy wants to see, but does not want to be seen seeing it.

Well.......momma has told me I can still do man shopping trips to Bass Pro Shop at the Nashville Mall, but now, I have a list of gas stations I'm allowed to stop at. :-)

Yea.........this goes into the hahahahahahahahhaha file.............young lady probably feels really bad..AND really embarrassed.

[mhall]

LOL, The main question is......Was she Hot??

[TimE]

pics or it didn't happen

[apb]

Mark has a valid question....

pics or it didn't happen

If she was not hot, just send the pics to TimE and spare the rest of us


Andrew

[HURRICANEBOB]

Mark has a valid question....



If she was not hot, just send the pics to TimE and spare the rest of us


Andrew

I'm out numbered....okay....here. I made it so Tim-E could understand the concept.

[TimE]

I'm out numbered....okay....here. I made it so Tim-E could understand the concept.

WOW!!!! Hot is an understatement! Thanks fer sharin.


Oh and :0 at the other responses

[HURRICANEBOB]

pics or it didn't happen

How? I didn't have a free hand?

[HURRICANEBOB]

LOL, The main question is......Was she Hot??

Oh.....no. She was embarrassed. Huh-uh, not at all, nope, really, I found here totally un-attractive (with my wife standing behind me).

[Olgrey]

Several years ago a male co-worker and I were returning from a work related trip. We stopped for lunch at a relatively new (at that time) Cracker Barrel Restaurant in Franklin KY. This new restaurant just happened to have the men's and women's facilities located exactly opposite what they normally were. Before our meal we had to visit the bathroom because we had been on the road for a while and we fortunately found the correct door. After taking care of business, we were standing at the sinks washing our hands. Hearing the doors to the stalls opening, I looked over my shoulder to see two older women (probably in their late 60's) standing there looking at us. They looked at us and then slowly looked around the bathroom and quickly determined that they were in the wrong place! Besides having red faces their only comment was "Oh My" as they rapidly exited the men's room. This story has been the cause of many chuckles for me as I have always wondered what they said to each other

[kygorski]

I was in quite a few ladies rooms.My first wife was handicapped and wheel chair bound. At rest areas, I'd ask a female if she could sort of stand watch while I helped my wife do what was needed,Even some service stations would go out of thier way to help us.The first encounter with that problem came while stationed in germany, women would come in to clean, and there were no yrinals in some of the places, just "hit the wall".

[Chubminnow]

Women using the men's room has been kind of a common occurance at some of the more rowdier concerts I have been to...(Hank Jr., Kid Rock)...or at least not totally unheard of anyway.

Nothing surprises me anymore, lol...