Joke, please add yours!

[mhall]

Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President

There's my JOKE!

[Tyme2fish]

Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President

There's my JOKE!

I was wondering when that would be posted.
Not much difference between a joke and a nightmare.

[Deven Hall]

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[jcb]

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Dude.............................................. .................that one's over the line.

[Deven Hall]

@jcb,

I know it made you chuckle.

[jcb]

@jcb,

I know it made you chuckle.

I can find humor in just about anything, and ask anyone who knows me, I don't take myself too seriously. But I don't find any humor in the forced sexual abuse of children. Especially described graphically as you did. Just can't find it.

Sorry to drag down what was an entertaining thread, but you called me out. It didn't make me chuckle, no.

[Deven Hall]

Jokes about hunting season on illegal immigrants: Good, Jokes about child molesters: Bad




Got it!!!

[apb]

Jokes about hunting season on illegal immigrants: Good, Jokes about child molesters: Bad




Got it!!!

I must have missed the one about hunting illegals or I would have deleted it too. And yes, any "joke" sexually abusing children is waaaay over the line on a family oriented site. Anyone with an ounce of sense would know that.

Andrew

[zx150]

Barack HUSSEIN Obama.................as President

There's my JOKE!

Best one yet.

[waterdog101]

The Resurrection

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon,
he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at
the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation
can also be very dangerous.


Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a
little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours
you are supposed to call the doctor."


It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough
from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

[GeoFisher]

A ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar........

The bartender says.........sorry, we don't serve food here.

[waterdog101]

A Little Humor

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.' The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want, son?'

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell you?...' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!'