Cold Front.

[HURRICANEBOB]

It was cold today and this front is going to make it colder.
In the next couple days, it's gonna be so cold.....

...you might see a dog stuck to a fire hydrant

...you can ahve a snowball fight in the living room

...birds with knit caps will be on the side of the road hitching rides

... it'll freeze the nuts off a steel bridge.

...the icycles will be wearing sweaters

.....even snowballs will experiencing "shrinkage"

... you'll see mice ice skating in the toilet.

....you'll have to open the fridge to warm up the kitchen

...your girlfriend will go from "fridgid" to "artic"

....so cold that the bulls will be slipping into Jerseys.

....Santa Claus would out-source to UPS.

[DJD]

It was cold today and this front is going to make it colder.
In the next couple days, it's gonna be so cold.....

...you might see a dog stuck to a fire hydrant

...you can ahve a snowball fight in the living room

...birds with knit caps will be on the side of the road hitching rides

... it'll freeze the nuts off a steel bridge.

...the icycles will be wearing sweaters

.....even snowballs will experiencing "shrinkage"

... you'll see mice ice skating in the toilet.

....you'll have to open the fridge to warm up the kitchen

...your girlfriend will go from "fridgid" to "artic"

....so cold that the bulls will be slipping into Jerseys.

....Santa Claus would out-source to UPS.

So cold Don will call in today and stay at home to watch the inauguration......uhhhh NOT!!! Fortunately, I will be working in a mechanical room today, it's not outside and some heat gets into the room. We have a few cat6 voice and data patch panels to terminate and test. I think we will wait to install the IP camera at the front gate for another day.

[RoadToad]

Cold as a Republican's heart

[Colbyt]

It is a little hard to think about picking up a pole and going fishin'. Maybe I will just take a nap and dream about Spring.

[kygorski]

Talked to my cuz in the UP and he says they fially got enough ice so that they can anchor the fish shed

[bassin_bug]

I'm not joking. My husband called me last weekend and was returning to our apartment in TN from a 3-week out of state assignment. He said they got 12 inches of snow and there were wrecks everywhere on the interstate. He got stuck for an hour and a half while a wreck was being cleaned up. On one stretch of about 25 miles there was 136 wrecks, most of them had skid off into the median.

He called back about 8 pm to let me know he arrived safely. Said his nerves were as tight as a horses butt in fly season. He had been living in the Hilton Hotel and sleeping on a bed that was as hard as concrete after working 14 hours a day. He told me he was going inside and hug his bed and his recliner. lol