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[bassin_bug]

I agree with wants and needs changing. Same with cars....I love to go fast but I have also learned about comfort and convenience which is as important to me now. Soooo now I love minivans! Lol is my man card still good??? I mean its not like its pink or anything.

Your man card is still good. Look at the SUV (?) on this site. It's called a DARTZ BLACK SNAKE. You can dump your piggy bank on it for a cool $1 million. It even has whale penis leather seats; one page said whale leather foreskin seats. That should put your brain into overdrive --lol. I wonder what happens when a pretty lady sits on those seats.

Black Snake front-side-view - 2013 DARTZ Black Snake - Forbes

The above web site changed when I posted but it DOES work.

[kygorski]

had a wallet made from the circumsized tip of an elephant. Rub it a little, and it turned into an over niter!

[DJD]

Your man card is still good. Look at the SUV (?) on this site. It's called a DARTZ BLACK SNAKE. You can dump your piggy bank on it for a cool $1 million. It even has whale penis leather seats; one page said whale leather foreskin seats. That should put your brain into overdrive --lol. I wonder what happens when a pretty lady sits on those seats.

Black Snake front-side-view - 2013 DARTZ Black Snake - Forbes

The above web site changed when I posted but it DOES work.

That is an expensive vehicle!! I would choose another option though....whale penis isn't on my radar! I never heard of snake wood or some other stuff on that thing....you would think for that money it would look awesome...but man it's hurtin. Lol

[MrSplitshot]

whale penis isn't on my radar!

I'm glad it's not, Don. LMAO

We've talked about a lot of messed up stuff here over the years, but I'm pretty sure that we've stumbled into uncharted territory with whale penis. LMAO