Quote Originally Posted by bassin_bug View Post
Your man card is still good. Look at the SUV (?) on this site. It's called a DARTZ BLACK SNAKE. You can dump your piggy bank on it for a cool $1 million. It even has whale penis leather seats; one page said whale leather foreskin seats. That should put your brain into overdrive --lol. I wonder what happens when a pretty lady sits on those seats.

Black Snake front-side-view - 2013 DARTZ Black Snake - Forbes

The above web site changed when I posted but it DOES work.
That is an expensive vehicle!! I would choose another option though....whale penis isn't on my radar! I never heard of snake wood or some other stuff on that thing....you would think for that money it would look awesome...but man it's hurtin. Lol