Quote Originally Posted by Tyme2fish View Post
I bought my 1999 Ford Ranger extended cab in March of 1999. It was brand new, off the show room floor. Cherry Red in color, 5 speed manual, 6 cylinder with very few frills or add ons. It has AC and a cassette deck but no electric windows or cruise control.

Recently I have noticed that somehow the Klingon Bird of Prey Cloaking device has become activated. I have observed motorists pulling right out in front of me as if I was invisible or "cloaked". As my truck is bright red in color , I find it impossible that other drivers don't see me.

Could the cloaking device somehow have been activated? How do I turn it off and where is it located?

Another problem: My stop light actuator is stuck in the on position. Every time I approach a stoplight, the light turns from green to red. Could this be caused by the spectral diffusion deflection from the red paint on my truck?

I'd go out onto EBAY and look for a couple rail mounted maverick missile launchers for the top of your truck. the are perfect for blasting those IDIOTS off the road. Once they pull in front of you.......Activate, lock on and prepare to dodge the random flying vehicle parts.........

Once through the parts field, you're good to go.

you might have to use the ebay portal in pakistan, iraq, somalia, syria, or some other hot spot, but I'm SURE you can get them