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Geo is Ambassador to Iran...or Afghanistan...or Saudi Arabia...his choice.
JCB (ever the diplomat) is Secretary of State.
Mhall is DEA Director. (All you druggies buy it now while you can still get it.)
Splitshot is Press Secretary (He's already in DC, so his ass can go right to work now).
Hilleonard is Secretary of Labor and all other things laborious.
Flylie is Green Jobs and Smokeable Green Tea Czar
Tyme is Treasury Secretary
TimE is CIA Director.
Deven is Director of HUD, Welfare, healthcare, and whitehouse entertainment. (Free houses, medical care, and HBO for everyone!)
RoadToad is Homeland Security.
ZX150 is Attorney General and Chief of Doughnut Acquisition. (Knew he'd parlay that law enforcement background into high office)

I'll be IRS Chief and tell all yall what to do...and when to do it.
You don't have a sec of defense.....I'd be much more at "home" in that job.

My first act on the job...........fire up the bombers........

Check that.......fuel up the birds. Program the WOPR for a targeting strategy for all Islamo-Nazi countries or organizations. HARVEST the pretty glass that we create.