No respect!

[Tyme2fish]

I feel (smell) your pain. Our beagle is known to lay down a cloud of death.

[DJD]

Yep I love my Maxx! He can curl your nose hairs with his gas but he's a good boy. sad part is you can't retaliate because he loves stench. You can fire a return volley but he just gets closer to get a better whiff! Haha

[Tyme2fish]

Yep I love my Maxx! He can curl your nose hairs with his gas but he's a good boy. sad part is you can't retaliate because he loves stench. You can fire a return volley but he just gets closer to get a better whiff! Haha

LMAO!! I'll return a volley with the dog on the couch with me and he doesn't even flinch.

"FIRE A RETURN VOLLEY" still laughing.

[Tyme2fish]

An old married couple went to bed one night. As soon as they hit the pillows, the old man passes gas and says, "Touchdown! Seven points!"
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!"
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "A-ha! I'm ahead 14 to 7."
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown! Tie score!"
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal! I lead 17 to 14."
Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
The old man says, "Half time! Switch sides!"

[SLP]

One joke that never gets old. When you smell the dog, blame the wife hehe. That's the fun of having two young children, I can still make corny jokes bout gas and always get a laugh. My wife shakes her head and realizes she is dealing with three kids at the moment and not the usual two.