I got laundry piling up, I got ironing to do, I got 3 rooms of carpet due for it's spring cleaning, 10 mini blinds to take down and wash, taxes need done, I got to get my spring flowers in and the sleeping bag I keep stored in my van has to get back from the drycleaners.

TRANSLATION: The wife is gonna be p#$%$issed cause when the cleaners cough up the bag......I'm GONE.

Van has reclining seats, and a dvd movie system. Now all I need to do is get my mail forwarded, and I can stay away long enough for the neighbors to steal all my stuff she's gonna throw out the windows into the front lawn. I hate picking that stuff up after a fishing trip. It's tiring!