Joke for the day

[Tyme2fish]

I was standing in line at the drugstore when the man in front of me purchased condoms. The cashier asked.."Do you need a bag?" He said.."No. She's not that ugly."

[elnutsmalljaws]

I was going to say "Joke of the Day":

My Ex-Wife, which coincidently ties right in with the above joke because today she is a 2 Bagger. One for her and one for you in case hers breaks. Went from a No Bagger to a solid 2 Bagger in 20 years