He did the Top Ten on Letterman last night, the top ten things going through his mind right after he broke his leg:

10. What was that loud cracking sound?

9. I hope this doesn't leave a bruise.

8. Hey, look—my tibia!

7. Ouch.

6. Did it go in?

5. Oh, boy… hospital food!

4. Tape it up, coach, I'm staying in.

3. They fired Leno?

2. Heat, then ice, or ice, then heat?

And, the #1 thing going through Kevin Ware's mind right after he broke his leg (drum roll, please):

1. At least my bracket's not busted.