i dont get along well with staplers

[Katie]

So on Wednesday I think it was, I stapled my thumb for the first time.
not a good expierience. I was just tryin to get a jammed staple out. And it's still
partly sore today. So you know how when you open the stapler to
put more staples in? and when you close it you kinda have to push on it
so it'll close all the way. So smart me I put my thumb right where the
staples come out So have y'all ever had your finger stapled?

[jcb]

I did that exact same thing once. Looked like my finger had been bitten by a snake

[HURRICANEBOB]

Now you know why I used paper clips.

I have never had a paper clip attack me.

[RoadToad]

Now you know why I used paper clips.

I have never had a paper clip attack me.

I have. But in fairness, I was asking it to do waaay too much.