If everyone fished, there wouldn't be any political parties.

My Wife: He seems nice, does he have any kids?

Me: Don't know.

Wife: Is he married?

Me: Not sure...maybe so.

Wife: Well, what kind of work does he do?

Me: Can't rightly say.

Wife: How can you spend all day on a boat with a guy and not know anything about him?

Me: I know he likes to fish. Offered to help with gas, but he's a little slow with the net. Decent angler who likes to drag plastic, 'specially the Carolina rig. Okay with a jig, no spinnerbaits in his arsenal, he had a crankin rod but never used it, brought a spinning rod so he'll finesse if he has to. Dude showed me some nasty looking lizards...going to have to get me some of them.

Wife: Sorry I asked.