Quote Originally Posted by Devils Horse View Post
If everyone fished, there wouldn't be any political parties.

My Wife: He seems nice, does he have any kids?

Me: Don't know.

Wife: Is he married?

Me: Not sure...maybe so.

Wife: Well, what kind of work does he do?

Me: Can't rightly say.

Wife: How can you spend all day on a boat with a guy and not know anything about him?

Me: I know he likes to fish. Offered to help with gas, but he's a little slow with the net. Decent angler who likes to drag plastic, 'specially the Carolina rig. Okay with a jig, no spinnerbaits in his arsenal, he had a crankin rod but never used it, brought a spinning rod so he'll finesse if he has to. Dude showed me some nasty looking lizards...going to have to get me some of them.

Wife: Sorry I asked.
This made me litterally ball laughing....................My wife says the exact same stuff to me. I told her once...Dear, we aren't dating and we are not going to be spending long nights together anytime soon. The guy likes to fish alot like me that is all it takes...