
Originally Posted by
Devils Horse
If everyone fished, there wouldn't be any political parties.
My Wife: He seems nice, does he have any kids?
Me: Don't know.
Wife: Is he married?
Me: Not sure...maybe so.
Wife: Well, what kind of work does he do?
Me: Can't rightly say.
Wife: How can you spend all day on a boat with a guy and not know anything about him?
Me: I know he likes to fish. Offered to help with gas, but he's a little slow with the net. Decent angler who likes to drag plastic, 'specially the Carolina rig. Okay with a jig, no spinnerbaits in his arsenal, he had a crankin rod but never used it, brought a spinning rod so he'll finesse if he has to. Dude showed me some nasty looking lizards...going to have to get me some of them.
Wife: Sorry I asked.