Quote Originally Posted by DJD View Post
Totally agree! Funny and witty....
Wit-ty?
Why did Bob fall jump da boat wit-ty wallet in his jeans?
Wit-ty or wit-ty not show up at the ramp with a beer in his hand?
Wit-ty stop on a busy highway to help a stranded bottle of Maker's Mark cross the road? Or wit-ty just kill it right dare?
Went fishing with Bob, and he couldn't get da boat started, wit-ty boat keys still in da motel room. So he fished wit-ty trolling motor all day...den the battery died and he swam home wi-ty wallet in his jeans.

oooops....I'll post more later. Got to go get beer wit-ty Kroger's store having it on sale and all.