Quote Originally Posted by HURRICANEBOB View Post
contact either your local animal control or wildlife control folks and ask then to come an assess the situation, and provide a humane resolution. Bug, saving that, sit on the back porch with a friend who holds the spot light at night, and see if you can still hit the broad side of a barn. I know you never could before, but you've had time to mature, relax, and practice. So you go girl!

PS: drop moth balls on the obvious routes of advance or near the lake where you see signs of their trailers to the main land. Moth balls cost less per round then a .38 special.
Oh Hon, I don't need to wait until night to shoot those suckers. They walk around in the yard in the middle of the day. What do you suggest I shoot them with a .38 cal., my .357 magnum service revolver, a .22 cal. carbine w/scope, an M-16, 30-30, 30-06 (all with scopes) to name a few? I am not into shooting barns but I am interested in lodging a bullet up the turtle's behind.

I think the critters like our place. A herd of deer hangs around at night, I think to see if they can make my dogs jump through the windows. We were walking around the yard late last night and a huge armadillo walked out from behind a bush right in front of the dogs. Big brave Molly, all 15 pounds of her, tried to climb my leg to get into my arms. Spanky, her big 20 pound brother froze in his tracks and was so scared he couldn't move. They didn't know that the armadillo can't see enough to even be afraid. lol