This threesome was standing at the first hole waiting for a friend, This guy walks up and asks if he can join them, they agree and start. At about the 5 hole these two start talking, the stranger thanks him for letting him join. I havn't had a day off in two years, and I appreciate this. Two holes the guy asks the stranger what he does for a living? I'm a hit man he told him. yer kidding right? NO Look at this he takes a sniper rifle out of his golf bag and shows him.Two holes later the first guy says I live on the course, man you're lucky the stranger says. First guy says hey can I use your scope to see my house? Sure. First guy says wow this a powerfull scope. I can look right into my bed room, and watch my bueatifull wife getting undressed. "Crap" he says. theres my neighbor BOB, he's also getting undressed.Hes very upset. Hey, how much do you charge for a hit? 10 grand the stranger says, but I'll give you 50% off. I don't have that kind of money on me, How much to just wound them? a grand he says. OK deal. Shoot my wife in her lying mouth. Bobs a nice guy, just shoot his thing off. The stranger starts aiming, and the first guy says shoot already! the stranger fires once, and puts his rifle away. Whats up the first guy asks. I just saved you a grand he says.