Ten Commandmaents of Fishing.

[buzzking]

"Man that waters cold......and deep too" LMAO
I may have broken that one out a time or two....

[crazyfishinnut]

Though shall not use docking lights except to dock!!!!
though shall not leave head lights on while loading after dark
though shall not stop and start fishing within 3 casts of another boat
though shall not yank on gut hooked fish "cut it off"
though shall not throw old line in the lake
though shall not load the boat in the launch lane
though shall not slow down to a idle when you pass a fisherman as that makes a bigger wake
though shall leave lights on after dark(even if you are the only one out there)
though shall take a kid fishin
though shall thank god for all we enjoy

[mhall]

LOL I could see ol MHall or Billy doing the orangutan stand right now. LOL Good stuff right there.

Where in the heck do you guys go the bank everytime???? LOL. Besides splash some water on the gunwale and be done with it, bunch a sissies.

[RoadToad]

Thou shalt not rest thy foot on the gunwale of a jonboat while thee fisheth. Yea and verily, the fact that thou causeth said jonboat to list a good 10° IS a big deal!

[MsgMills]

Never heard of docking a boat to go take a Wizz, Me I got the White Man's Disease, so I have to use a Gatorade Bottle. Plus If I didn't I be wizz'n all over my boat and the smell of Urine out there on the lake in 90 degree heat don't smell too good. So my bottle works fine for me.

[Tim_T]

"Man that waters cold......and deep too" LMAO
I may have broken that one out a time or two....

Yeah, that one has been a round for awhile. Every time I hear it now I think of the scene in "Sling Blade" when Carl is trying to tell it and doesn't get it exactly right. He ends with "One feller, I believe he come from Arkansas....get it?"