Surprising new candidate

[Bandit1]

Never trust a fart, HUH. Speaking from experience, I see.

[fisheater]

I may have been sabotaged by an intestinal terrorist once or twice.Severely tortured my undershorts...lololololololololololololololol.








Fisheater '08 Common sense for common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[MsgMills]

I trusted a fart once......lol Most awful experience I ever had.... Told the wife to drive straight home and don't ask no questions.....lol

[mhall]

You guys are killin me, LOL.

[peter]

Had no idea.
If elected can Fishin.com get a bailout
Peter

[fisheater]

Fishin.com will be living high on the hog in my administation.







Fisheater '08 Common sense for the common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[Devils Horse]

Hold on a minute here, this candidate must be seriously questioned. He is apparently prejudiced against all farts, when the fact is not all of them are bad. Clearly he lacks the judgment to discern the difference.

A true leader must be able to weigh the benefits against the potential consequences based on the situational circumstances. For example he should be able to ascertain a level of trust depending on whether he's just consumed 6 pickled eggs, a hot sausage and a six pack, or had a light salad and a Perrier at a church social. Also, can this candidate be trusted to stick to his promises during a 15 mile run down the Barkley main lake on Sunday afternoon? I think not.

Friends, I implore you to exercise extreme caution before putting this man behind the console. Sure he's a slick talker, but those clothes he wears show you can't hide money. And how do we know that fish he's holding up in his avatar isn't a fake?

Ladies and gentlemen I would not be surprised to find this charlatan has fished with live bait before. Futhermore he's promising to install nefarious characters like Bobby Headrick, a self proclaimed musician into his cabinet.

Hey hold on, did he say something about his VP at hooters?

Hmmm...nevermind what I said.

Fisheater in '08!

[fisheater]

Ive said this once and ill say it again,i did not have sexual relations with that smallmouth.But it was caught on live shad so im guilty there.I do know the difference between the good fart that is let loose on an unexpecting buddys head and the bad kind that freckles your under shorts.
My fellow fisherman,let us not lash out the nay sayers and the...holy smokes there goes my luscious v.p again,gotta run guys she says she looking forward to taking a poll.






Fisheater '08 Common sense for the common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[Bobby Headrick]

Now come on Jim nefarious? I dont know what that mean? If you are going to start mud slinging then at least make sure that other party has the mental capicity to understand words like that. lol lol. And so what if I was a musican at one time and hung around with musicans in the past, most of them now are either Professors or already in politic's. The fish is real, but PETA has already started a protest so now here is another snag in Fish's campaign, they said the smallie ver that there were no sexual relations between the canidate as this was just a pr photo op, the smallie insisted that she have her picture taken with the canidate so that issue is out of his way, but their is an issue with a carp?

[Tyme2fish]

I'm trying to determine fisheater's political party.

It was Tyme2fish that started this entire thread.

It was Tyme2fish that supplied the idea to run to fisheater.

If not for Tyme2fish, fisheater would not have evern thought about running for office.

Just remember that Tyme2fish is the actual power behind this nevarious candidate and his
bourgeois philosophy.

It has also recently come to my attention that fisheater is only 32 years old and therefore not eligible for the highest office of this U.S.A.

It is now time for all good people to back the true and only candidate: Tyme2fish

I am under no obligations to any employers (quitired) and can devote most of my time (minus my fishing time which is substanial) to this endeavor.

Your votes are deeply appeciated.

[fisheater]

I find all the slanderous claims and insinuations to be lewd,lascivious,salacious,outrageous.






Fisheater '08 Common sense for the common people.
"Not trusting farts for 32 years and counting"

[Tyme2fish]

These are the words from fisheater himself:

"Thanks, im only 32 so i have awhile to go.I just hate to log on my account and see it dropping hard.I think im goin to ride it out but man i dont like to lose this much. "


I think he was born in China and has the ability to change his age to suit his purposes. Yeh,that's it. He was born in China and thus has another strike against him for the legitimacy of his sordid candidacy.

(That is about as far as my tongue will stick in my cheek without poking out the other side. )

LOL