Scary Prices

[pontooner]

Walmart selling caskets? Who would have guessed?? Wonder if you have a problem with it....could you roll in the front door to the service desk?

Walmart does have a pretty lax return policy.


Let's see what this whole process might look like.

Order casket online from Walmart (kinda creepy)

UPS deleivers it to you. (Can you imagine the look on the UPS guys face when delerivering a casket to your door.)

You look the casket over and test it out (yeah you know you would get in it) and decide you don't like it and will return it the next day.

Now you have to get a neighbor/friend to help you load it in your truck for the return. (Of course all the other neighbors see this and think you've gone crazy)

Then you drive how ever many miles to Walmart (would be about 20 for me) with half a casket sticking out the bed of your truck. (God only knows what the people who get behind/beside you are thinking)

Finally get to Walmart and of course there are no good parking places near the door so you have to park a 1/4 of a mile away, unload the casket on one of those dolly things and pull it through the parking lot and into the store leaving a trail of childern crying behind you and now the whole town thinks your crazy.

Approach the return desk with a loud "I would like to return this"

[DJD]

Walmart does have a pretty lax return policy.


Let's see what this whole process might look like.

Order casket online from Walmart (kinda creepy)

UPS deleivers it to you. (Can you imagine the look on the UPS guys face when delerivering a casket to your door.)

You look the casket over and test it out (yeah you know you would get in it) and decide you don't like it and will return it the next day.

Now you have to get a neighbor/friend to help you load it in your truck for the return. (Of course all the other neighbors see this and think you've gone crazy)

Then you drive how ever many miles to Walmart (would be about 20 for me) with half a casket sticking out the bed of your truck. (God only knows what the people who get behind/beside you are thinking)

Finally get to Walmart and of course there are no good parking places near the door so you have to park a 1/4 of a mile away, unload the casket on one of those dolly things and pull it through the parking lot and into the store leaving a trail of childern crying behind you and now the whole town thinks your crazy.

Approach the return desk with a loud "I would like to return this"

So then they ask whats wrong with it and you say?? He didn't fit?

[bassin_bug]

So then they ask whats wrong with it and you say?? He didn't fit?

or,..... "I bought a defective product; it was one of those "cheap" caskets and he fell out the bottom while the preacher was praying."

[HURRICANEBOB]

So then they ask whats wrong with it and you say?? He didn't fit?

Can you return a casket if its got a cold.........I heard one coffin.


ooooooh! Wait a minute. Buy casket at Walmart, have it delivered to sporting good department. Mount fishfinder, 12 volt battery, rod holders and trolling motor so you can:
a. Fish till you drop.
b. KY has no regs requiring casket registration.
c. Fits in the bed of the pickup, no trailer to maintain.
d. Good for fishing Taylorsville Lake.....the dead sea.
e. No need for life preservers, intent is the angler is "pre-packaged"
f. After the ceremony, and interred, you'd be all set up to fish for all the spirits of the floaters at Cumberland. And the nightcrawlers would be right outside your boat.

The only real problem would be getting warranty service, but as a "ground truth", service departments never want to do on site jobs.

[DJD]

Can you return a casket if its got a cold.........I heard one coffin.


ooooooh! Wait a minute. Buy casket at Walmart, have it delivered to sporting good department. Mount fishfinder, 12 volt battery, rod holders and trolling motor so you can:
a. Fish till you drop.
b. KY has no regs requiring casket registration.
c. Fits in the bed of the pickup, no trailer to maintain.
d. Good for fishing Taylorsville Lake.....the dead sea.
e. No need for life preservers, intent is the angler is "pre-packaged"
f. After the ceremony, and interred, you'd be all set up to fish for all the spirits of the floaters at Cumberland. And the nightcrawlers would be right outside your boat.

The only real problem would be getting warranty service, but as a "ground truth", service departments never want to do on site jobs.

Thats funny stuff right there!

[Cobra190]

Ya'll are fergittin one thang!!! If you have it shipped to your neighborhood store, you can pick it up at Site to Store and the shipping is free!!

[mhall]

I can't in my right mind imagine someone trying to take advantage of another during a time of such grief, or any other time for that matter. Makes me sad sometimes when I think of what this world has come to.