What should I send to AARP in their envelope?

[bassiusmaximus]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

[DJD]

Grocery coupons for depends??

[greenriverman1]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

TEA PARTY information!

[bassiusmaximus]

Grocery coupons for depends??

Sorry, But I might end up needing them. Ya just never know.

[bassiusmaximus]

TEA PARTY information!

I was thinking something like that but didn't want to act too quick. There may be something better. But it is definitly in the running.

[stoner]

I always send them back empty.

[Tyme2fish]

I believe that envelope can be taped to a box of rocks and be sent postage free to you.

[HURRICANEBOB]

2 Viagra tablets, and a handwritten note that explains you don't need the tablets or AARP yet.

[GeoFisher]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

[Tyme2fish]

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

Biological waste must be labeled as same. I catch your drift, but it's a bad idea.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

LMAO.......THIS I got to see. Ahhhhhhh.....are you going to hold the envelope? LMAO so hard my eyes are wet!

[bassiusmaximus]

2 Viagra tablets, and a handwritten note that explains you don't need the tablets or AARP yet.

If I had some viagra my wife would kill me if I wasted an extra opportunity or two. lol But it would be a nice thought.