Joke, please add yours!

[Deven Hall]

A high school girls volley ball team isn't doing so great this season so the coach and assistant decided to brain storm on ideas to help the girls out. After exhausting all methods of training and practice's the coaches decide to start sneaking hormones into the girls powerade to give them a better shot at winning. Several weeks go by and the girls go from just plain pathetic to soon to be state champs. One evening after practice one of the girls come barging into the coaches office crying hysterically, she cries, COACH!!! I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME!! IVE STARTED GROWING THICK HAIR ALL OVER MY CHEST!!! Knowing that the jig was soon to be up and what wrong they had truly done, the assistant coach jumps out of his chair and and yells, MY GOD!!!, WHERE DOES IT STOP!!!

sobbing, the girl replied, MY BALLS SIR!!!

[GeoFisher]

A high school girls volley ball team isn't doing so great this season so the coach and assistant decided to brain storm on ideas to help the girls out. After exhausting all methods of training and practice's the coaches decide to start sneaking hormones into the girls powerade to give them a better shot at winning. Several weeks go by and the girls go from just plain pathetic to soon to be state champs. One evening after practice one of the girls come barging into the coaches office crying hysterically, she cries, COACH!!! I DONT KNOW WHATS WRONG WITH ME!! IVE STARTED GROWING THICK HAIR ALL OVER MY CHEST!!! Knowing that the jig was soon to be up and what wrong they had truly done, the assistant coach jumps out of his chair and and yells, MY GOD!!!, WHERE DOES IT STOP!!!

sobbing, the girl replied, MY BALLS SIR!!!

hahahhahaha.

[DJD]

Hahahaha funny stuff!!

[Hlleonard]

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing

[Hlleonard]

Two Cajun hunters from Lafayette, La. hired a pilot to fly them
to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged four.

As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the
pilot tells them the plane can take only two moose.

They objected strongly, stating, "Last year we shot four moose, and
the pilot let us put them all on board, and he had the same plane as
yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all four were loaded..

Unfortunately, even at full power, the little plane couldn't handle
the load and crashed a few minutes after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck, Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "Any
idea where we are?"




Thibodeaux replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed
last year."

[waterdog101]

ex- girlfriend
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?

"Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

[waterdog101]

the old man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

[zx150]

Bo and Bill Clinton were talking and bo as Bill how is Hillary's head, he said that she is no Monica but it is OK.

[waterdog101]

George Bush called the chief of staff, to his office. and said mr. Sununu you are a drag on my re-election and you are fired, you can call it resigning if you like. Mr. Sununu got so mad, that he called George Bush some really bad names. as he was leaving, George Bush said Mr Sununu, I had to fire you, you are part of the cause for voters all over this country, being mad at me. and I know your mad also, in fact I bet your so mad at me, that you would PEE on my grave, if I die before you. MR Sununu said, no sir I won't, because I promised myself when I got out of the military, I would never stand in line again.

[DJD]

the old man
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator....'

Hahaha don't mess with an old horndog!!

[jcb]

Bob and his friend Joe fished a local lake every Monday religiously.

One day, they were fishing some pilings under a highway bridge. Suddenly a siren blared, signaling an approaching funeral procession. Bob dropped his rod, took off his cap, and bowed his head in reverence. Joe, a bit puzzled, followed suit.

After the last car passed, Bob put his cap back on and flung his crankbait up against the bridge piling. Joe said, "Bob, we've been here plenty of times before when funerals passed and you never stopped fishing before. Did you know the deceased?"

Bob said, "Know the deceased? Heck I was married to her for the last 34 years!"

[BuckeyeAl]

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...

"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, handloading, and fishing. Mayb...e you should sell your guns and boat.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't."