Thread: Diamond Dave's Ninja School

Please Lord, this guy can't be serious, LOL.

Originally Posted by Tim_T

How many of you guys have seen this guy, it is hilarious! "Don't go ninjain nobody what don't need ninjain!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2U-ZQMf56I

LOL! That Judey chop is a killer! That was great.

He makes some good points. You dont' wanna go doin a judey chop and a ninja kick at the same time.

Got a good laugh from that. Reminds of when Barney Fife took judo lessons from a book.

Originally Posted by mhall

Please Lord, this guy can't be serious, LOL.

My sentiments, exactly. I know some of you guys are Karate Geeks like myself but I just can't keep quiet. Ninjamybutt!
May I critique:
Did anyone notice that he had no guard position?
His right thumb was sticking straight up so it would get ripped off.
That limp-wristed blow with the side of his separated fingers (instead of the sidehand-wrist combo) was a real bone.... uh, cardboard crusher.
The jump rope Numbchuck was long enough to whip a horse.
I'm still wondering what he was going to slap with his palm.
Mama's apron made him look more like Superman than a Ninja.

My disappointment: No greeting, challenge, pummels, or roundabouts. That probably would be a foreign language to him. lol

I would love to see one of my 13 year-old family members teach that guy some real moves. I saw her kicka** on a 25 year-old male and take overall first place in mixed Ishinryhu competitions. We signed a waiver so she could compete in an adult category; she mopped the floor with his behind and he turned flaming red when the scores were posted. He had just been beaten by a kid and a girl at that. lol She is one baaad buzzsaw.

Cracked me up...

Originally Posted by Col Forbin

He makes some good points. You dont' wanna go doin a judey chop and a ninja kick at the same time.

"Ain't much call for a one legged Ninjy"

"We call this a ninjy whompin action!"