Heard this one yesterday....thought you would enjoy....
I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new
2011 Silverado 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test
drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct...
The salesman (a man wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in
the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful"
options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the
seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool
air to your butt in the summer heat . Feeling like messing with him, I
mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.
Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow
smoke up your ass year-round.
I had to walk back to the dealership...guy had no sense of humor...