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Reply With QuoteOnemorecast56! If Doug's ugly melon wouldn't scare the fishing out of you nothing would!Originally Posted by HURRICANEBOB
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A judge on Monday blocked a federal requirement that would have begun forcing tobacco companies next year to put graphic images including dead and diseased smokers on their cigarette packages.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireSto...kages-14897243
Well alrighty then, gloves off, let's get everyone aware of all the dangers:
a. On the dash of all cars, a picture of a car wrapped around a telephone pole.
b. On all motorcycle gas tanks, a picture of a motorcyle rider decapitated as he ran under a semi-trailer.
c. On all gas out door grills.......a toasted person pic.
d. On all outboard motors, a picture of a seal that got run over.
e. And what would be put on the case of a chain saw?
f. Is there room on the grip of a .38 special for a picture?
g. On every beer, a picture of a drunk 350lb nude person, full frontal of course.
h. On every diet food or beverage of any type, a full frontal nude of a person who used to weigh 350 lbs, that now weighs 114 pounds.
And what prey tell, would you have to put on my fishing rod?????????
Come on America, let's all get safe, and really flipping disgusting!
I think I know what F-D-A stands for: Federally Disgusting Activities.
Last edited by HURRICANEBOB; 11-07-2011 at 08:45 PM.
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Onemorecast56! If Doug's ugly melon wouldn't scare the fishing out of you nothing would!
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This is the slippery slope that we have embarked on years ago. Trying to tell others how to live and to tax the snot out of them if they choose not to adhere to the warnings. Lawsuits and folks making millions...today it's cigarettes, alcohol and fast food...tomorrow it will coffee and milk that gets attacked by lawyers and the gubment.
I mean we have people out there who don't know coffee that's steaming is actually hot and that fast food is full of fat and that can add a few pounds to a person. We have lawyers blaming others for the bad decisions of irresponsible people and they are winning!
The problem I see coming is that all these taxes just add fuel to the gubment machine and if they run these taxed products out of existence what's next? They will have to raise taxes somewhere right? The more they create villains and people or sectors of the gubment that live off them the more they need to keep the villains alive.....kinda like a leech! It's all good while they are getting fat and happy but once the host dies they have to survive so they move to the next one. It's a perfect description of this type of thinking in this country anymore.
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Hey, what an advertizement/commercial that would make: On an ESPN, break to commercial.....Onemorecast56! If Doug's ugly melon wouldn't scare the fishing out of you nothing would!
"This segment is brought to you by One-More-Cast Fishing Rods. Guaranteed to last, tough and yet comfortable, these rods will whip the stink off a 7 pound Bass. Get yours today! "
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OMG, roflmao and just spilled my coffee on my lap.....dude....your sued!
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