Fixin' the outhouse

[B]Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"[/B]

[B]Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."[/B]
[B]Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."[/B]
[B]So, Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"[/B]
[B]Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"[/B]

[B]Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"[/B] [B]Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."[/B]
[B]So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"[/B]

[B]Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"[/B]

[B]Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"[/B]

[B]To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"[/B]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omg thats funny!

thats a good one Tyme, man I had me a good hardy laugh over that one. just goes to show that the outhouse was around before the razor. heres a funny song that has a outhouse in it, hope it makes you laugh like the joke did me. enjoy. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esV2Rg4Jx-I[/URL]

[QUOTE=waterdog101;467000]thats a good one Tyme, man I had me a good hardy laugh over that one. just goes to show that the outhouse was around before the razor. heres a funny song that has a outhouse in it, hope it makes you laugh like the joke did me. enjoy. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esV2Rg4Jx-I[/URL][/QUOTE]


Loved your link. My kind of music and my kind of humor. Thanks.:D

Nice one Rob, lmao

The Moron Bros are the best! Those are the guys that did the music for KY Afield, and they had a segment about them and their shantyboat. How cool is this?

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RaFApVP0zU[/URL]

I enjoyed both links and they dont make em like that anymore. I am glad they can make a living from singing. They should get together with Jeff Foxworthy and do some redneck songs and jokes.:D

If ya liked that one, you'll really like this one!

[url]http://youtu.be/lhxsNXpoCZ8[/url]

:)

hahahah that was funny:D I love Ma and Pa Kettle. Grew up watching them. Takes me back. Good stuff.