Wonder Why Muslim Terrorists Commit Suicide?

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's have a look at the evidence:

No Christmas
No television
No nude women
No football
No pork chops
No hotdogs
No burgers
No beer
No bacon
Rags for clothes
Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
More than one wife
More than one mother-in-law
They can't shave
Their wife can't shave
They don't use toilet paper
They can't wash off the smell of donkey
They cook over burning camel schitt
Their wife is picked by someone else
Their wife smells worse than their donkey
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better?"

Well..no crap Sherlock..It's not like it could get much worse!!

All that being said....I wonder why more don't?!?!?!?:p

It's not suicide.

a. It's incompetence i.e. "But according to the instructions on the timer, I had 5 minutes to get away, not five seconds".
b. It's a lack of judgement i.e. "It's only 500 pounds of plastic explosive, I should be safe behind this gas truck".
c. They just don't run fast enough.

The really good news: 50% die while practicing their raids, and the other 50% die during execution of the attack. So we don't have many "experience" bad guys.

lol, That's a good explanation.

Let confuse them and slow down the bomb attacks.

Let's tell them that years back a simple typo created the term: IED
And that it's really supposed to be spelled: IUD