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What is this, the CHAMP is getting up off the canvas, staggering to his feet, THE CHAMP IS UP! THE CHAMP IS UP!!!!!! He is now reaching into his rod locker and pulling out his SECRET WEAPON. ( insert Rocky theam here )
Sorry but my money is on the older bulls of the woods. That was " older " not old, by the way. I don't want elnuts people looking for me!
Hope you two are culling by 9:30.
I sure hope all of that fishing doesn't make Dave too tired. I have heard he rarely has a rod in his hand, so he maximizes his clients chances. I would bring some Icy Hot and Ensure so he doesn't get too sore and worn down!!!!LOL I am kidding, Dave I am sure you can put a whoopin on 99% of the people that fish this lake.
Lol! That is pretty funny stuff.:) It was very good to meet you Elwood and thanks for the help, looking forward to trying those baits.:D
[QUOTE=Col Forbin;326405]I sure hope all of that fishing doesn't make Dave too tired. I have heard he rarely has a rod in his hand, so he maximizes his clients chances. I would bring some Icy Hot and Ensure so he doesn't get too sore and worn down!!!!LOL I am kidding, Dave I am sure you can put a whoopin on 99% of the people that fish this lake.[/QUOTE]
Dave said to hold the Icy Hot for he only need to make 6 cast and our limit will be FULL!!! He said he believes that he can accomplish this with just a little Tylenol to relieve the pain, besides the Icy Hot left a funny residue on his hands and he could not drive the boat effectively.
LOL...you guys are killing me. Guess I am getting kinda old...at least the ol body feels that way more often than it used to. Still I can get up after being knocked down more times than not and I have been knocked down a good number of times in my life...LOL. Had to throw lures all day today and yesterday doing tournament preps with just one guy so we needed two lures in the water. Yesterday was respectable...17-18 lbs on best 5, today was 22-23 lbs on best 5....so my client is ready for his two day tourney this week...of course I have probably used up all my luck the last two days..LOL. Probably be lucky to catch a cold come Saturday...LOL
Woody you maybe jok'n, but it can be done. ala Timmy Horton Amistad. I've never been out with anyone who's actually called it, but I know there are guys that wait till they get that perfect angle and then launch that massive crankbait just to get that perfect angle on a piece of submerged cover.
I know you guys are that good so lube up, pop what meds you got to and win this thing. You should definitely stick your share and give it good showing.
Stick them all and a few Big Ol Pigs!
Mark
Just read your "Davewood Post"...hahahah lol. Boys...When you see the buzzards circling you know Dave and Elwood are nearby. They know who's the killer.... Stick'n big O chunks of Man Bear Pigs.
Good luck guys!!
It was pretty funny when Hackney said "Look at the buzzards, they call me the Killer" on WGFS. Can't wait whan I can set the hook, look at Dave and say "That's the one, no doubt, that's Clyde".
Best of luck to Team DaveWood. I got my money on ya. Thanks for the hook up Elwood. I can't wait to try 'em out!!!
Thanks for the laugh toady guys. After the horrible day of mad customers and then fighting with a Dodge dealership about the ripoff they were attempting on me. I needed it. I just kept going back to this thread and laughed my tail off.
I know...I know...that's what I get for buying a Dodge.
[QUOTE=elnutsmalljaws;326390]THE CHAMP IS DOWN! THE CHAMP IS DOWN!!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 THE CHAMP IS DOWN? THE CHAMP IS DOWN?????? What is this, the CHAMP is getting up off the canvas, staggering to his feet, THE CHAMP IS UP! THE CHAMP IS UP!!!!!! He is now reaching into his rod locker and pulling out his SECRET WEAPON, no it is not a G Loomis, no it is not a St. Croix, it is WHAT? A 10' All Pro Float and Fly Rod???? Are you kidding me, fully rigged up with a 3 way swivel, 10' leader of some treadlike material and OH MY GOSH - A homeade ElNUT SPECIAL BOBBER, NOT THE ELNUT SPECIAL BOBBER. He is into his backswing PLOP, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SMACK a direct hit, a direct hit THAT ELNUT SPECIAL BOBBER SCORED A DIRECT HIT right sqaure in between the eyes of the BUZZER. BUZZKING IS DOWN!! BUZZKING IS DOWN!!!! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7- forget about it THE BUZZKING IS DEAD. In his best DAVEWOOD voice or is it DEADWOOD voice (for example see Greg Hackney speaking on Mark Zona's WGFS in El Salto), "The Buzzer is dead, sorry that we had to perform this cruel and unusual act but he was speaking smack on fishin.com and THE CHAMP just could not take it anymore so he sent in his enforcer. The enforcer is very sorry about his actions but he just had to protect THE CHAMP." What is this, the Buzzking's Cavewoman has just showed up at the weigh-in and boy she is crying something horrible. No it is not tears of sadness they are tears of joy. She is standing over her fallen Buzzer and reaches down and grabs him by his head of hair and wait, she is now dragging his limp body out of the weigh-in location back to their Cave never to be seen again. (This is the part where TAPS is being played in the background but I can't type this effect) See you Friday night Buzzking and look forward to meeting you in person. Elnut[/QUOTE]
graphic! LMAO
oh BTW, leave that sissy stick at home :D