Firstly, I never fumbled when I played.

Secondly, if I did I don't remember because I didn't like wearing my skull cap. Thirdly, if I did and then lied and said it never happened it was that dagum Pontooner fella who can't hand a ball off to his right, (always goes left

) to save his life and you showed me the tape but I then said it was PL's fault because all he can block is the Sun and then you showed me the tape again and I said it was the coaches fault for not supporting me in my fragile time of need. Then I finally blamed Col for selling me a bad batch of "roids" and took my ball and went home then and only then would I be throwing anyone under the bus.
