Dwarf humor

[Tim_T]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo
stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He
was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

I AM NOT HAPPY! !!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

[mhall]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo
stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... He
was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

I AM NOT HAPPY! !!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

LOL, Tim that ain't right brother, lol.

[Bobby Headrick]

SICK SICK SICK, I bet he was Grumpy.lol loll lol loll lol , That made my day, so far

[DJD]

SICK SICK SICK, I bet he was Grumpy.lol loll lol loll lol , That made my day, so far

Now that is funny right there!

[fishhound]

to funny lol..

[MrSplitshot]

I've had it up to here with midgets...

[BASSKING]

thats a good one there

[Cobra190]

Yeah, you got to love quick wit humor. Last week, we had a plumber come to our shop and he was to remove two old standing sinks and put two new ones in. The new sinks were unboxed and setting in the floor waiting on him. All he had to do was cut the old ones loose, move the new ones into place and plumb them back in. It took him two days. On his way out the door he said if we needed a good plumber to let him know. I simply asked that if he knew one, could he write down his name and number and I'd call him next time. Not sure what made him mad.
And as far as midgets go, don't make them mad, it's too easy for them to get you where it hurts. And I sure hope no midgets were harmed during this thresd.