Your favorite Chuck Norris jokes

[greenriverman1]

I think you folks realy need to go hunting or fishing. You have way too much time on your hands!

[sam8772]

Did you know Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer? Too bad becuase he never cries!!!!

[RICHYD4U]

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents everytime he listens to a song.

-Rich

[lil skeeter]

I think you folks realy need to go hunting or fishing. You have way too much time on your hands!

chuck norris doesnt go hunting and fishing............... chuck goes killin and catchin...

[RICHYD4U]

You have way too much time on your hands!

You mean Chuck has allowed us to borrow his time to put in our hands.

-Rich

[patrick_campbell17]

yea well before chuck norris goes to bed every night, he checks under his bed for me!!!!