What should I send to AARP in their envelope?

[GeoFisher]

Okay I got a prepaid envelope to send back to AARP. They sent it looking for a membership that well let's just say "Ain't never gonna happen!!!".
So what should I put in the prepaid envelope to send back to them? I say we all give suggestions and I will go with it if possible....and no your mother in law will not fit. So any ideas?

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

[Tyme2fish]

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

Biological waste must be labeled as same. I catch your drift, but it's a bad idea.

[HURRICANEBOB]

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

LMAO.......THIS I got to see. Ahhhhhhh.....are you going to hold the envelope? LMAO so hard my eyes are wet!

[bassiusmaximus]

Well.......I think a TURD might be a little too messy, but that would be MY CHOICE.

Interesting idea.....not sure I have the intestinal fortitude to pull it off. lol