If you are booked, it's already to late. If you cancel, he will reschedule you and stalk you till you go. You will be cold, it will be wet, and worse yet he positions the boat so you are always downwind of him. He eats Tacos for breakfast with a side order of Sauerkraut.
Last minute trip checklist:
a. Will is up to date
b. Med-alert bracelet has a new battery
c. You have reported you whereabouts and float plan to the USCG, FBI, and atleast 2 Interplanetary Alien Control agencies.
d. Pump up your Nikes, its easier for the USCG to see the white soles when they float.
But, other than that...............DID YOU BUMP YOUR HEAD?



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