How it will end...and investments

[HURRICANEBOB]

I have my own logical theory. And it helps explain global warming.

From the dawn of earth time, the earth has always weighed the same. As a result of its weight and velocity in orbit, it stays the same distance from the sun. It's the combination of velocity and mass that counteracts the suns gravity and keeps the earth in an orbit the same distance from the sun since the beginning of time. Ergo, reasonably consistent temperature ranges, save a couple sun spot or sun flare ice ages and droughts.

Now enter mankind. While man consumes many things from the earth, the weight of the earth has really not changed much because of his consumption. Think about it, for everthing we take from the earth in the way of minerals, oils, water, fluids, we produce something of equal weight. Iron weighs no more than the ore that produced it. Sky scrapers weigh no more than the materials taken from the earth to build them. Plastic comes from things we took from the earth to create non-organic compounds and chemicals. Wood we make things of, nets furniture that combined with the wasted wood scrap equals what the original tress did. Water isn't consumed, it's turned into vapor which in turn creates rain and puts the water weight back. Man consumes and returns water to earth too.

But man's population has gone over 7 billion. Take an average human weight of I'd guess 150 pounds (new borns averaged against Hulk Hogans), then multiple that weight by the total people. Wow! Lots of weight. And human bodies create heat. Don't believe me? Ever sat in a VW with for 300 pound people on a 50 degree day? Yep.....it gets warm and close fast.

So as there continues to be more of us, and as average humans weigh more now than before, we are adding a load to the velocity of the earth. We are also creating people who create heat that in turn warms the globe. As the population continues to grown, and the mass of the earth increases, its velocity will slow, just as a truck with 50 hogs in it goes up a hill slower than a truck with 10 hogs aboard.

As the earth mass increases, and its speed continues to decrease under the load of heavier people and more of them, the earths temperature will increase for two main reasons.

First, as the earth slows under the additional weight, the sun's constant gravity pull will very slowly begin pulling the earth in closer to the sun's heat raising the earth's surface temperature. And second, as more people are added to the planet, and they continue to get heavier by the year, the amount of body heat created will increase. Ergo an ever increasing amount of global warming on an exponential basis from these two sources. At some point, the slow heavy earth, unbearably warm and muggy, will be sucked into the sun as the earths overloaded mass diminishes its life saving velocity.

In light of diminishing earth velocity, increased earth mass, increasing heat as we get closer to the sun and as we gain ever more bodies that continue to increase in size.........Buy air-conditioner company stock!

[kygorski]

another slow day at work?

[waterdog101]

another slow day at work?

you hit the nail on the head, but one has to like the way the man thinks.

[stratosjoe]

Bob you have waaaaaaaaaaaaay tooooooooo much time on your hands...

[HURRICANEBOB]

Hey, waaaaay a minute. I done dis on my own time. You're federal tax dollars did not pay for it. I had to look busy at the computer so I wouldn't have to help entertain my in laws.

And you all can trust me on that, cause I used to sell cars....and then houses.

[Tom523]

I work for the government too. I understand!