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Uh oh I'm all about a little tourney. We gonna spank the flannel right off of you boyz.....![]()
LOL Hey Robert you aught to be on the boat with us sometime it gets colorful to say the least, LMAO....For all the "lookie Loos" here, I just had a great conversation with riverrat12. Dang, that guy is a hoot to talk with. He and I laughed so hard, I almost spilled my Vodka Tonic!!
Onemorecast56 is set to have a "last fling" on the river with Tyme2fish as his partner vs. riverrat12 and hopefully mhall.
I will post the results of this epic contest after it occurs.
I may have to contact ESPN as this battle will rival the "Rumble in the Jungle" that occurred so many years ago.
What do you think, "Rage on the River" or "Invalids (Doug and I are both disabled in different ways) vs Infidels" ??
Maybe Hurricanebob can drag his barge to the contest and videotape the battle.
A no holds barred battle on the river of boat vs. boat, winner take all. Not sure what "all" means, but I darn sure know they ain't driving away with my boat and trailer!
I know I can't be on the boat with riverrat12 as his partner. I'd be laughing so hard I wouldn't be able to fish!
Chuck is an animal, lol
mhall can't make it this Friday. SCAREDY CAT!!![]()
Oh thats it be all nice on fb then come over here and throw me under the bus tire in front of your buddies, lol...
Like I said I can't this Friday but next Friday I'm in there like swimwear. **** I didn't know this was gonna be now or never. Come on Doug quit being difficult. Besides Chuck and I would slaughter you two like a Lamb at a Kosher meat packing plant. Then we would have to hear all that uncontrollable crying and sniveling for weeks and weeks...
Dang what did I miss here lol...allright game on next week,I'll let the Mrs's no and wash the thongs.LOL
The looser has to smell Doug's armpits for three minutes. If Doug and Tyme loose and they will Doug has to put on the thong and stand on top of Packer's Perch and sing a Frankie Goes to Hollywood....''Relax Go to it....You know the song Doug you know you do.....LMAO
That would be a death sentence!! We need to tone down the stakes on this here mini-tourney!!
If, and that's a big time if, Doug and I lose, I'll give Mark and Chuck each a jar of home made salsa, or a jar of bread and butter pickles. How's that??
Mark, you're just a ride a long to balance the weight in the boat. I ain't scared of you out catting me. Now Chuck, that man scares me!!
Rules for the tourney? Man, we don't need no stinking rules. It's on like Donkey Kong, Jake.
No respect none at all. Oh it's on now, Robbie those sissy Cats you catch ain't gonna get it done. Chuck and I use Shad that size for bait. You have been listening to Doug to long, Chuck puts me where they are and I will hunt one up. If you win maybe we can have a Bass tournament and then we'll really smack talk.
No love................None, lol....Dang Chuck prop a brother up they are hitting below the belt, lmao.
And its Jack....not JAKE, LOL
Robert ask Doug or John Smith about the first time Doug came racing up Gum flapping about the legend of Chuck and ''On Cue'' Chuck served up one that weighed 50lb and some change. It looked like Doug had seen Bigfoot. I believe John looked at him and said..''Doug you have been served'', lol. I had one on to and mine came unbuttoned as I was fumbling for the net, mine might have been 25 to 30 and we knew Chuck had a good one on so it came first. I will never forget that it was classic......![]()
Boy's we keep this up for a week and we'll be to tired to fish LOL. I think like Rob and I were talkin the other night if we met at the ramp and started tellin stories we'd never wet a lineand Mark if it comes to bass fishin I'm glad I'm on your side specially if we end up at the big C. I can only imagine the smack talkin on facebook....glad this is the only site I try to keep up with LOL.
New Contest:
Let's just pull our boats up, side by side, in the parking lot and have a story telling contest. I'll have to ask Mrs.Tyme to sit in the truck while we all sit in the boats and have a battle of bull. Why Mrs.Tyme in the truck? I tell a much better story when my whistle is wet with Woodford. I'll need her to drive me home!
Between the four of us, my money is on Chuck for the most laughs from a tale.![]()
I like the way you think Robbie......I can get all Woodford'ed up with ya and we might end up streaking down main street in Nalbany...............New Contest:
Let's just pull our boats up, side by side, in the parking lot and have a story telling contest. I'll have to ask Mrs.Tyme to sit in the truck while we all sit in the boats and have a battle of bull. Why Mrs.Tyme in the truck? I tell a much better story when my whistle is wet with Woodford. I'll need her to drive me home!
Between the four of us, my money is on Chuck for the most laughs from a tale.
Chuck can tell some good'ens for sure Bro...Miller Lite and Woodford.....I'm in!!!
